A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010
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Get the Stache Coup mug.When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.
by sam and winston October 19, 2008
Get the scuz stache mug.When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
Get the Stache Donkey mug.A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
by lmccalli July 30, 2020
Get the Purity Stache mug.When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
by Eve04 November 5, 2009
Get the may-stache mug.v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
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