A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010
Get the Comp Stachemug. A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
by lmccalli July 30, 2020
Get the Purity Stachemug. the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010
Get the kings stachemug. A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.
by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010
Get the Creep-Stachmug. by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009
Get the Stache Coupmug. When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
by Eve04 November 5, 2009
Get the may-stachemug. v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
Get the smegma stachemug.