Squirrel Party 

A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .

Hey Eric! You all oiled up for the Squirrel Party tonight?

Squirrel Party by SqP November 3, 2016

peach orchard squirrel 

The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.

Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."

Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."

peach orchard squirrel by nobrakebike April 2, 2009

sister squirreled 

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

sister squirreled by reddywerx January 19, 2012

squirrel hole 

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.

Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.

squirrel hole by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 12, 2008

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

Squirrel Tactics 

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.

Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.

Squirrel Tactics by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011

Shirt Squirrel 

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.

Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.

Shirt Squirrel by SimianFriday September 21, 2016