cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

squatters

The act of defecating on an object or at a location in order to symbolize displeasure or defiance.

I copped a "squatter" on your moms car because she wouldn't swallow the other night!

by Real Americans Hate Al Gore! April 15, 2003

Heavily Squatted

The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oral\anal sex.

Nigel hooked up with that twink last night and he queened and heavily squatted him.
The twink had to use a putty knife to get the shit off.

by StoOdin February 25, 2009

Squatter Party

A gathering of people in an abandoned house with no bathrooms. Accordingly, the atendees proceed to shit everywhere while simultaneously snorting ketamine off the floor.

Chris: are you going to the phish after show tonight?
Casey: nah I think I'm just going back to boulder to do a whole mess of ketamine at my friends squatter party

Jimmy: Is that shit or ketamine on the floor?
Chris: I don't care I'm just going to snort it.

by JimoneOnTheThrone August 14, 2009

squatter punk

Dirty ass punker;lower than skid rpw

by Blackfire February 18, 2003

squatter chick

A young woman, often under age and a sloot, who seeks to achieve status by having sex or giving oral to bmx riders, skaters, 7N7'ers, etc, because they think they're hott.

Dude, she put her hands down my pants, and i didnt even know her name, what a squatter chick.

by Ash*Hole September 18, 2005

squatter

Kaila

Oh you are so squatter

by mariaclara May 28, 2016