Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"

Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.

by hpyman August 29, 2009

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019