sippin penis

The term dates back to a camping outing in the late 80's where a friend of "House" (whom we called "Elvis") was having an inebriated conversation in which blowjobs (oral sex) was compared with whiskey. The analogy stated that you can have quick, nasty oral sex such as a quicky blowjob in a public restroom or in your car and that compares with the cheap, off-brands of whiskey which you also drink hastily and "chug" down. On the other hand, you have the finer, more desireable blowjobs where you are much more relaxed, take your time and truly enjoy the whole sexual experience much more, such as one done privately with some extremely hot girl you are dating. In turn, this compares with the finer, more expensive, quality bourbons which are poured into nice snifters or tumblers and sipped slowly at a special time and enjoyed much more- such as with fine Kentucky sipping whiskey. At this point someone asked "Elvis" if this meant that a quality blowjob meant you had a "sipping penis" and the group consensus was yes, indeed. A fine, quality blowjob was indicative of a "sipping penis". Of course, when "Elvis" used the term with his southern drawl, it was soon emulated with the spelling "sippin" and the penis term likewise pronounced in accord with the dialect.

Jennifer and I went on vacation. We spent the weekend in her folks' cabin and while watching the sun set on the porch, she gave me a knob job. Man, that was the best BJ I've ever had... she was truly sippin' penis!

by Frank Klaune December 16, 2004

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

skipping

searching through rubbish skips for useable stuff, esp. supermarket food skips

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

sippin my kool aid

to be all up on someone's girl when hes right there

after he hits on ur girl you bring him outside, kick the crap out of him, and grab him by the hair and say dont be sippin my kool aid.

by notcoolatall October 21, 2005

slippin

Slippin, is what happens when you are careless and naïve and someone more street savy takes advantage of that.

Or

It can be something that happends in your life that could have been avoided. tThat you did not catch.

Ex: You were walking down the street conting your money and someone walks up to you, beats your ass, and takes your money... You was Slippin

Or

you are not ready for kids but - you are having unsafe sex and gets a ripper pregnant...and she's keepin it. You straight slippin!

by shortyrogue January 18, 2008

Anti-shipping

When someone is against a certain two people dating each other; the opposite of "shipping"

I'm anti-shipping it. He's not good enough for her.

by Evan Bouvier May 19, 2017

slippin

Enter enemy territory

Blud man could off got caught slippin in dere endz bruv no lie

by timertoodkay7 August 17, 2007