Literally Swedish for ‘the single ring’, Singelringen signals the wearer's romantic status - proud to be single – while helping likeminded, social singles to find one another for new conversations, friendships or romantic relationships!
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
by Maison December 1, 2005
Get the Singelringen mug."Treasure" brought up from shipwrecks on the seabed by scuba divers.
For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.
For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-
1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc
Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-
Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.
All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.
For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.
For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-
1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc
Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-
Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.
All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.
"Dived the Lanfrac last weekend"
"Hur hur, find any gold"
"Er, yes actually! a solid bar of it, unfortunately it was a Leigh Bishop trip so in fact it had been placed there and was lead cast and sprayed gold to look like one"
"Hur hur - Fools Spidge!"
"Hur hur, find any gold"
"Er, yes actually! a solid bar of it, unfortunately it was a Leigh Bishop trip so in fact it had been placed there and was lead cast and sprayed gold to look like one"
"Hur hur - Fools Spidge!"
by Brucester July 29, 2007
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Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.
"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.
8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.
Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.
8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.
Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010
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"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"
by mimi marquez September 10, 2008
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Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.
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Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.
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Sexy Man
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Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore
The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.
by Stella Luna January 23, 2006
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by TheBigGuy July 28, 2008
Get the Spange mug.A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"
by The Mexipope May 22, 2006
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