jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

by martian87 January 25, 2010

Speed Nazi

An overzelous cop with a radar gun. Can often found right at the edge of school or playground zones.

Better slow down, there's a speed nazi.

by Canadamus_Prime September 26, 2005

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

speed hack

A cheat used in the game that increases your movement/firing speed drastically, to the point of where it is impossible to kill you.

Generally seen in Counterstrike, Halo 2, and other popular FPS games.

WTF!? That dude is using speed hacks he's already across the map and the game just started!

by SideShowMel0329 November 7, 2006

Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005

speedcubist

A person that can solve the Rubik's Cube rediculously fast and deeply understands the profound methodologies involved.

We speedcubist are an elite group of puzzlist.

by Doug Lee December 9, 2003

Speedlin

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.

"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!

by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006