Speedbagging the helmet

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.

His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

noho speedball

Made popular by the creative class of North Hollywood, a Noho Speedball mixes the downer of a THC tincture with the upper of caffeine in coffee. It's an incredibly effective way to remain functionally high during normal daytime activities.

I put some weed oil in my Starbucks and went shopping with my noho speedball.

by J Clayton March 1, 2020

california speedball

Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.

The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).

"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."

by T R I F I March 31, 2021

Yuppie Speedball

Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.

"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"

by hartz0nFire June 4, 2021