star spangled banner

the modern star spangled banner

Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead

by Gunboy July 11, 2004

Spanger

A sped who has anger management issues

That spanger is yelling at that cat for no reason

by Heyyy Brro March 15, 2013

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.

Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.

by Karl G. January 7, 2009

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017