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Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.
Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS
by NotLost October 18, 2022
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Nigga Snowman

A person that is black but bears a white skin tone. See Phyre.
by Aoiru Aibyou October 15, 2006
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Kosher Snowman

When the act of Jewkakke is performed. The cum must then stay on the person's face until it is blessed by a rabbi. Once the cum is blessed by a Rabbi it may then be consumed in the act of snowballing by all parties involved.
The Miami Heat decided to do a Kosher Snowman by performing Jewkakke on Dwayne Wade's face. Once the semen was blessed by a Rabbi and became Kosher, it was then snowballed from coach Erik Spoelstra's mouth.
by poopshoot12 February 21, 2013
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abdomenal snowman

n.- a euphemism for a fat person.
Foquan: That guy over there eating the hamburger's a real abdomenal snowman.
Mike: heheheh that's hilarious. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack while we're here.
by summerfreeze December 14, 2014
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Abominable Snowman

When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.
Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?
by iamzepie March 28, 2010
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MR Snowmanpants

The alias of Poet, Inventor, Author and Activist Justin Thomas La Plante on the Urban Dictionary.

Some of LaPlante's contributions to Urban Dictionary:

Sausage Sisters: When two or more females have sex with the same male.

Palin: A form of Red Neck English.

Spice: A slang term in the Guinean dialect of french meaning a bad person.

Some have used the name MR Snowmanpants to pose as La plante and post other definitions which may be hateful in nature in order to defame La Plante but posts by the real Mr Snowmanpants (AKA Justin La Plante) have the poster's name as 'MR Snowmanpants', not 'MR Snowman Pants' (separated) or 'Mister Snowmanpants' (with 'mister' spelled out). La Plante also posts to Urban Dictionary and his blog under his own actual name.
MR Snowmanpants is an author on urban disctionary. He is Justin Thomas La Plante in real life.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 3, 2011
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Snowmaning

The act of placing a snowman in someone's bed when they tell lies to you.
Friend 1 - I can't believe you gave her a snowman

Friend 2 - Yeah well lets see how well she sleeps tonight with that snowman hogging the bed

Friend 1 - Yeah that called for a good old fashioned snowmaning
by crazydrunkfish February 22, 2011
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