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Snartness

The opposite of smart (in a good way), not saying you are retarded, dumb, or stupid just saying you made a silly mistake. Being Snart is also a personality, say you make silly mistakes often or act dumb even though you aren’t, you are snart
Bruh, the amount of Snartness that kid has.
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Snart

Oh shit i feel a snart coming on
by Wordfondeler September 1, 2017
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Snart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time. Past tense is snarted
My wife rolled down the car window after a sneeze. I asked if she snarted. She sheepishly replied yes
by Drix5225 March 14, 2020
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snart

"One of my favorite things about my trans hat is that in the mirror it spells 'snart'!"
by Mr. Mister-Man January 6, 2020
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Snart

The combination of farting and sneezing, Where a person farts as well as sneezing at the exact same time
Oh my, Gerald just snarted! Hahaha!
by Radin Happier December 31, 2022
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Snart

1. A snart; when you sneeze so hard that you eject a furious load of shit into your drawers from compensatory effort.

2. Alternatively, could be used to describe making pig snorting noises until you shit yourself and roll around in it.

Made from the words Sneeze and Fart or Snort and Fart.
I'm sorry Jenny, I didn't mean to snart myself. It'll take me a week to bleach these scorched shit stains out of my pants.
by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022
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Snart

To snart; the act of snorting and farting at the same time.
Dude remember Hoover christmas 2019 when aunt darlene totally snarted?!
by Andypants92 December 29, 2019
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