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snapped boner

Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.
Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick

Lucas: Omg wut happened

Max: he got a snapped boner
by _Ponyo May 4, 2017
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Ginger Snapped

1)When you open something that is rigged with a container of ginger cookies.
2)Humilliated
by Kei Loerop February 18, 2009
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adam snapple

Jizz; referring to the juice of an Adam (man)
Sherri loves to drink adam snapple.
by cjsnickers April 23, 2009
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snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.
Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!
by westernpig July 28, 2006
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snappledragon

Sharing a likeness with a person, a doppelganger
Faker is He-Man's snappledragon.
by willfastcore February 6, 2010
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snapped wood

jim got snapped wood from shirley
by Asian Toad June 23, 2011
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Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!
I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!
by futang June 28, 2012
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