Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024

Smuffed

When your smug and chuffed about something at the same time.

Lisa felt totally smuffed about giving up alcohol.

by Kappybee July 26, 2024

Shurfed

past tense combination of a Shart and a Burf.
Shart = Shit + fart
Burf = Burp + Barf

That Taco Bell hit hard last night, I shurfed all night.

by burp27 June 26, 2025

Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012