Noun; taken from the root words Slut mashed up with whore and or combined with Gothic.
In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
Merna opted for the “Slorgoth” look for the Winger reunion show. Her faded black spandex dress was stretched so tight her cellulite could be seen through it.
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Daniel: "wow, how did you recover after such a massive weekend?"
Daniel P: "we had an 18 hour Skorgen session on Sunday"
Girl: "So how was your date?"
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Girl: "sounds like a certified Skorgen dream!"
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A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
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