Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.

Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him

by 555 your mother 555 February 24, 2009

smooshage

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.

"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"

by GiZiM July 26, 2004

smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

by Abcde May 7, 2012

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

smoosh

to smoosh your GF's face.
can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech

GF: Did you remember to ta...
BF: 👌 {Smoosh}
GF: ...

by t-dawg677 June 1, 2016

Smooshie

The word smooshie refers to a vagina that has become loose due to overuse. A smooshie hangs low, in some cases down to the subject's knees.

Her smooshie hung low like the branches of a weeping willow.

by eganraC September 3, 2012

Smoosh

A smoosh is an act of open-armed holding, such as hugging, that includes at least two people and at least one large breast which gets squished and/or stretched between at least two of the people engaging in the smoosh. Both male and female large breasts qualify for a hug to be considered a smoosh and both male and female people can participate in a smoosh. Smooshes are only sexual under certain circumstances and are otherwise mainly considered platonic like hugs.

Smoosh, Smooshing, Smooshed, Smooshes

glomp hug smoosh

by FoggyPebble January 31, 2010