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smiley sandwich 

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
smiley sandwich by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Smiley Ron 

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."
Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.
Smiley Ron by Katonfire September 29, 2008

Smiley Talk 

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)
"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.
Smiley Talk by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011

smiley motherfucker 

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

smiley cat 

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet
Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die
smiley cat by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015