by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020
Get the Smeg Head Shit Facemug. by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019
Get the Smegmug. by Biillaayy December 8, 2010
Get the Smegmug. by bread infection November 22, 2009
Get the smegmug. A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
Get the Premium Smegmug. It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 3, 2021
Get the Smegmug. the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
by analex May 13, 2009
Get the smeggingmug.