Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz

Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021

Smeg

A smeg can be used as combining words that is smexy and egg so basicaly a smexy egg

"Omg Tyro I ate such a smeg today"!

by Lolslater May 22, 2018

Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 8, 2023

Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun

Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Smeg

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed

Mate your apsolutly smeged

by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 22, 2009