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Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020
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smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen
1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
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Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg
by shady dude March 21, 2022
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Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends
Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
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Smeg

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket
by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020
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