shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.

by Slangboy January 6, 2006

fart slave

A submissive roleplayer who's orders are to eat farts out of a dominant roleyplayer's anus.

My fart slave got down on his knees and opened his mouth and ate my farts real good.

by Cheese Master Thompson October 17, 2009

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

shove

Putting something into an empty space, like a hole.

Take your fucking bullshit back and shove it up your asshole

by Juanvi September 16, 2008

That's love

Another phrase for that's what's up.

You got free tickets, bruh that's love!

by SexyMonsta123 June 26, 2014

Pick-n-slave

An employee who works at a Pick 'n' Save grocery store, most likely against their will.

Billy was a Pick-n-slave, until he found a job that paid twice as much. He then bid the rest of his co-slaves farewell and went on to bigger and better things.

by Sokituya April 7, 2008

Money Slave

A humiliating experience of paying someone to degrade you.

I was his money slave and for every time he slapped me, I wrote him a check for $25.

by Stricts October 29, 2006