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slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
by Rexual B. January 6, 2009
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real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011
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slumming

to act out throughout the day as a bum; to do nothing all day
John woke up on Sunday morning and decided that he will slum all day and do nothing.
by synical33 April 18, 2005
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Summing

Sport or recreation
Bob: "Do you like summing?"
Jake: "Ya, I play baseball all the time"
by Isabellathefirst January 13, 2009
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Semming

We all met at the movies except Todd. He did not call, didn’t text, he was semming.
by SaveSam91 July 23, 2019
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Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off
Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper
by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020
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Faith Slamming

When your faith is automatically changed without your permission.
Pastor John is faith slamming a lot of people to increase membership at his church.
by PrincessCheavon December 7, 2021
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