splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

Sashy

A stunning girl with soft body, females who likes to keep their skin clean and soft.

She is a sashy girl, damn! That girl is sashy, I will love to marry a sashy qeen when I grow up.

by Sammy flint January 13, 2020

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

slashdot

When used as a verb: A site that has been slashdotted has been overwhelmed with visitors to the point that it is overwhelmed and goes down for a period of time.

As a noun: A website that posts news for geeks and similar types.

My site got slashdotted because a download I hosted was in very high demand.

Slashdot.com just posted an article about the new Geforce 6800 series.

by Miroku December 27, 2004

Slash

Scottish term for using a blade (or any other sharp object) to cut the face of an innocent bystander. Usually leaving the victim with large scars on either, or both sides of the face.

This act is usually carried out by the famous 'Glaswegian Ned'.

"Haw you! If ye don't fuck aff am gonne slash ye!"

"You hear aboot wee jimmy? He git slashed!"

by The man next door. July 1, 2009

slashdotted

Being slashdotted means that a huge influx of Internet traffic has come upon a website as a result of its being mentioned on Slashdot, a technology news and information site.

See also: slashdotted

Goddamnit. They found my pictures of the Mountian Dew bottle I turned into a computer... fuckers slashdotted my server.

by trypnotic May 21, 2003

Slash

The alias to the guitarist Saul Hudson, became a guitarist for Guns N'Roses and made it big, left in '96 after taking enough crap from Axl Rose. Started Slash's Snakepit, later joined Velvet Revolver. To this day is still considered one of the greatest guitartist there is

If only i could play like Slash...

by Spencer M May 23, 2005