Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

Simple Poetic Veteran

Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

he Simple Poetic Veteran poetry is raw and unfiltered.

by spen53 April 5, 2018

Simpleflips Daddy Chips

he is the biggest daddy known to man

he is a sexy beast

ABSOLUTE UNIT

im going to see my simpleflips daddy chips tonight. xx

by TheBurgerDaddy December 13, 2018

Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.

"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"

by @kyubees February 12, 2020

SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

Simpression

When your a simp but with depression

I have simpression

by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020

Simpress

A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.

"Damn she's truly a Simpress, look at all these comments."

by TheSimpress January 9, 2021