Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.

Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.

by BroManDan August 24, 2020

simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

by Paul Not Nice January 13, 2021

Simpamumpapuss

Someone who is a simp, a mump as well as a pussy

I can’t believe he fisted her asshole while being sick. He’s definitely a simpamumpapuss.

by Buzzy the basic bitch January 31, 2021

Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

by Neegaboi May 11, 2021

Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.

Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.

by barbershopbobby November 9, 2021

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022

massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021