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Simulization

"According to Scientific American, there's a 50-50 chance we all live in a simulization."
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simplicate

Can we simplicate this process a little instead of making it difficult?
by Jorge Rodrigez October 26, 2007
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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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Simpolitan

A very underground style, which seeks to combine modern Metropolitan clothing styles with simple designs and less colors. usually there is a color scheme to it, and 5 or less colors. Very presentable, and semi-formal yet casual, simple yet stylish.

----------Simpolitan Rock-------
~skinny jeans or tight pants
~Boy:Art-Graphic Tee/V-neck/Solid Color Tee

Girl: Tops with patterned design

~Little accessories
~2 colored or less shoes
~Simple Hoodie

The hair is also an important part it's probably the most complicated and diverse part, can vary from a "Hipster Hair" to faux-hawk, to an "Emo" hairstyle or a very simplistic "Scene", and i use these words very lightly and emphasize on the simplicity of the hair, usually one solid color and no extreme style to it.

---------------Simpolitan Hip-Hop---------
~Boy:Solid color V-neck or crew collar

Girl: Patterned Tops
~ Solid color straight jeans or pants
~ Pair of calm sunglasses (used only outdoors)

Hair is usually very short, and buzzed.
Female hairstyles are very variant.

Focused more in Metropolitan Areas.

Simple & Metropolitan

Simpolitan
Mostly seen in the urban/cities of places France, England, Spain, Canada, New York, California, and quickly growing in Miami, West Palm Beach, Orlando.

Popular among people in their early 20's
There is no example, for Simpolitan, it can be anything modern and metropolitan, in a vey simple way.
by 1oooosimpolitan15173o464o March 21, 2011
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Semolina, Italy

A small city in Italy recognized only by a minute group of individuals.
Some may refer to Semolina, Italy as a city, but it does not actually exist. Similar to Narnia or Atlantas.
by peterpan5002 August 23, 2012
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simplicity syndrome

A disease plaguing many teachers and professors, especially ones in math-related courses.

This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.
My professor better get over his simplicity syndrome or else I'm never going to understand this material.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.
by brockatron March 7, 2014
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Smoli

A mix between smol and loli, so it's basically a smaller cute loli.
William you're such a pedo for liking smolis
by LokiRockz January 11, 2018
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