shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009

giney shreddies

big wheaty chunks of horribleness falling out of an unclean vagina

i just took chelseas knickers off and a load of giney shreddies fell out, shes a ming queen !

by mr jeffrey March 8, 2011

Shreddin’ that burg

Surfing but instead of surfing waves you are actually just standing in hamburger. A regular past time of Felix the Cat.

Person A: “Look at him, he’s shreddin’ that burg”
Person B “Please stop, you are going to get mustard on him.”

by Crayon consumer April 12, 2021

Shoedying

To procrastinate.

"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."

by BeardedLady May 7, 2009

Sheddin'

Term used by working musicians referring to time spent alone practicing and getting better. Practicing "in the shed" so to speak, i.e. not playing gigs in front of people for a while so you can work on your chops. Often this is ti me spent learning scales or theory or working on technique.

I've been sheddin' all month, trying to get a handle on that bosa nova feel.

by fltii July 5, 2016

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009