Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

mean shroomer

A person who acts unusually mean after eating magic mushrooms

Ex 1: Evan: Ben!!! Get me a fucking orange juice or i'll kill you!!!

Ex 2: Evan: Ben, I swear to fucking God if i had a gun i would have shot you (when Evan said that it scared me)

by benormous September 19, 2005

poodle shooter

"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.

"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"

"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."

by LowProfile88 July 26, 2009

shooter game

A shooter game is a genre of video game, this genre involves guns and (sometimes) mele weapons. There are other types of shooters, like the first person shooter. Shooter games can be extremely violent and bloody (like COD Black Ops) or not have any gore whatsoever (like Fortnite).

Mom: Are you playing Fortnite?
Kid: Yes mom.
Mom: You can’t play that, it’s a SHOOTER GAME.
Kid: Read the UD description mom.

by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021

sex shooter

A sex shooter is someone that "shoots" sex,someone that is ready and willing to have sex at any time. Doesn't necessarily mean that they are promiscuous, but ultimately they love to have sex

For example a sex shooter shoots their sexuality at people, and could make them sexual.

by Sex Shooter August 4, 2006

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004

shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

by Brotocol May 26, 2011