Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

shlampy

1.A path way that is on an angle/ slope in a back street of Sydney.

2.A person who dresses like a homeless person but is not homeless.

1. Oh i nearly fell over they should fix this Shlampy.

2. Please dont talk to me you are so Shlampy

by littleteeez June 13, 2005

shlumpin

It can either be eating or describe what is being eaten. If something is shlumpin than it is very desirable and delusions. If you are shlumpin it just means you are eating. You can also use the word as shlump also in reference to eating.

Dude we really need to go get some shlump. Man those ribs were so shlumpin.

by Phlop July 25, 2007