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by Khashbu May 16, 2009
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Kinky Shizznit

A three some of awesome people, usually a boy and 2 girls, these are people whos lifes are evovled around a string of embarresments which is then followed through by telling people about these embarresments.
Also, a group of 3, who don't give a fuck, stick together, and are sexually in-appropriate, if you are a geek, we are the people who you call "weird". We are the people you say are "going to end up being prostitutes since you don't concentrate on you studies!".
Furthermore, Kinky Shizznits are under-aged drinkers who use the word "WOW!" extensively to potray certain thoughts about something or someone, don't fuck with them, or they will fuck you.
In the ass.
Yes.
You.
In the ass.
Without a condom.
Nasty Shit.
BUM NUGGET!
Boy 1: "DUDE WE ARE SO FUCKING KINKY SHIZZNITS!"
Girl 2: "HELL YEA! STOP RAPING ME AGAIN!"
Girl 3: "NO NO DRAMA NO NO NO DRAMA!"
Boy 1: "SHUT UP AND MOAN BITCH!"
Girl 2: "NO RAPE FOR YOU TOMMOROW!"
Boy 1: "THATS WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY!"
Girl 3: "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Heres examples of things kinky shizznits would say;

"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE"
"You have spanked me so hard that my capilleries are starting to show"
"LIKE A HAIRY MILLITARY CROATIAN WOMAN!"
"I'd Better teach you some respect!"
"I work women"
"Wow"
by All Nautral - ARGH January 5, 2009
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rizzly shiznit

adj. descriptive of that which is unquestionably great.

abrv. rizly, tha shiz, rizshiz.
"Yo, ma pimped up Miata is tha rizzly shiznit."
"Whatever you say, Coltrane."
by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004
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shiznito bim-bam snip snap sack

created by sum cool guy who wishes he was Tim G. Means same as above. It also makes you sound like a fuckin D v D
that weed is shiznito bim-bam snip snap sack!!!
by Tim G May 26, 2004
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shiznit

A more gangster/slang way of saying oh shit.
Billy:Dude you just broke his car window.
Bob:Oh Shiznits!!!
by DaShortHizze May 1, 2007
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shiznit

meaning the same as shit mean but instead of saying shit you say shiznit
i left my car on shiznit
by lakenya October 30, 2007
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shiznit

for all you WHITE MOFO'S up in this mug knowhwatimsayinfoo?:

the literal translation of this truncated interjection simply reads " shit isn't it" however, used in its abstract form it holds little significance and cultural relevance as an exclamatory device. Within the context of a meaningful sentence however, the term " shiznit" becomes value, for example; the term is usually used in conjunction with the fragmented term " that is the ( shiznit)" or " it is the ( shiznit)". this word also works with other terms and sentences which denote a reference or explanation of a noun.


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yea you know, its like when something is THE SHIT, its the SHIZNIT and instead of saying like ITS THE SHIT ISNT IT we just cut that shit down and say THAT IS THE SHIZNIT. and the shit is the SHIT so the shiznit has the equal oppurtunity of being the SHIT KNOWHATIMSAYIN YOU CRAZY ASS MOFO'S????
that is the SHIZNIT
by bad boy Eli B son yo yo January 27, 2004
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