Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

Shitposting

"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."

"You guys need to grow up!"
-"This is a shitposting group you cuck eating sjw".

by toasterpython May 23, 2017

roasty toasty shitposty

Shitest meme page on all of instagram

Hey have you seen Roasty Toasty Shitposty's latest meme
No cos I no gah
Laugh track plays

by Itsyaboisaggytitsftw May 19, 2018

shitpot

1.) a toilet that is kept under the bed in the event that the indoor plumbing doesn't work

2.) a name that a patient that is hard of hearing in the hospital claims that one of the nurses called her.

(after nurses talking about the SHIFT CHANGING AT SEVEN O CLOCK)

Who the hell just called me a shitpot?!?!?!

by Queen Bitch August 9, 2004

shitpot

A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.

Morris called him a shitpot.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

shirtposting

A form of shitposting where one posts a selfie of oneself in a fandom-related t-shirt, but is actually trying to show off their body or otherwise is acting like a thot

Did you see all the shirtposting in the Sonic The Hedgehog group? A bunch of thots if you ask me, some of them weren't even wearing pants!

by IllumantiW March 18, 2019

ShitPaste

someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? May 2, 2011