Shit

Another word for life

Guy #1: Man, when will this shit end?

Guy #2: Well the average is 75 years

by NobodyImportant24 January 21, 2011

Shit

Donald Trumps real name

Omg look it's a piece of shit

by Pizzabitch March 21, 2016

Shit

It's the one I don't give

Who gives a shit about rocks?

by GIGA NIGGA 9000 July 27, 2015

Shit

What you say when you almost (or do) fall, bump into someone/something. or forgot your homework.

Shit.

Aww Shit! Its due today!

by NiggaPelease March 1, 2010

Shit

In the 1800s, after farming on the same land for hundreds of years, the Europeans would have to fertalize their land. To do so, they sailed to South America to get bat poop. When they got there, they just threw the poop into the bottom of the boat. On the way back to Europe, the boats would leak(they were made of wood), and the water and the poop would mix. It would then get really hot and humid down there, and the boats would catch on fire and burn in the middle of the ocean. After people figured out what was happening, they started putting the bat poop in crates. They then stamped S.H.I.T. on it. S.H.I.T. stood for ship high in transit. Hence the word shit.

You: It smells like shit in here.
Me: It smells like boxed full of bat poop in here?

by BellanTwitch October 14, 2007

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009