lazy swimmers

Sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.

Jerry has lazy swimmers so I can't get preg

by smehmet1 January 19, 2005

Simmer Down

When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.

girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...

by FloraJane May 25, 2009

swimmers stomache

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.

Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.

by xxxdeathbladexxx August 2, 2010

channel swimmer

One who injects Heroin, etc.

"William is a channel swimmer."

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

swimmer

good in bed because of strong hip flexors and abs. walk around more than half naked almost all day. hardest workers by far. most are better looking than anyone in another sport.

friend 1- Wow I had the most amazing sex last night
friend 2- Really with who?
friend 1- I'm not for sure. All I know is that they are a swimmer.

by swimmer1013098570349 March 2, 2010

moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.

That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!

by Godlesswanderer February 21, 2005

shimmeh

just a PLAYBOi

look at shimmeh, god hes a PLAYBOi

by Anonymous May 23, 2003