50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

Meg Shame

Calling someone the offensive name 'Meg'.

Person 1: "OMG you're such a Meg hahahaha"
Person 2: "DONT MEG SHAME ME"

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

guilt shame

When someone makes you feel shameful about you already feeling guilty.

-Jazzmyne is the worst...she guilt shamed me today for not telling her "Happy Birthday!".

by guiltshamegod September 1, 2019

share shame

the act of shaming your friend for sharing something to the group chat that was already sent previously

Aaron: *sends tweet link*
Chet: dude I already sent that keep up
Aaron: jeez dont share shame me, theres been a lot going on today ok

by Snaplatts January 10, 2021

sofa of shame

The couch in the back that all the girls on the Maury show run to and start crying on when they find out that the guy they were 110% sure was the father of their baby in fact isn't. This is followed either by the guy doing a victory dance for the crowd or going to the fat hoe and comforting her crying, assuring her that he will help her find all 20 guys she had slept with prior to conceiving the child and get them to do a DNA test.

Maury: In the case of 6 month old Dequavis, Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*

by go f0ck yourself September 15, 2019

stunna shades

The kind of crazy looking glasses that people wear when they go hyphy (wild).. they are usually round like two circles, and very big in size.

Ghost-ride the whip
Now... Scrape
Put your stunna shades on
Now... Gas, brake, dip, dip
Shake them dreads
Let me see you show your grill
Now... Thizz face
Doors open, mayne
Now... Watch em swang
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)
~~E-40 - tell me when to go~~

by 916FiNEst February 14, 2006

Wank of Shame

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.

"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"

by Coq-piece December 9, 2009