1. One of those fellas just loves the shit out of the military so much so, they just HAVE to have a military last name, in hopes of when said rank is obtained, they would just love to hear their name twice.
2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.
3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.
3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
Any day now the shit will hit the fan and sergeant sergeant will be the one to save all your sorry asses!
by xXGEARXx November 19, 2019
Get the sergeant sergeant mug.Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
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Ayo! I can’t make it I’m going to catch up with Sergeant Slaughter I need to give her what she wants and honestly I need some or her head game because it’s A-1
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Get the slapping the sergeant mug.An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009
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by Mogle January 5, 2009
Get the Sergeant Twinkle mug.Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.
“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
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