Seneca

1. Noun. A completely lovely and kind person, unbeknownst to herself: she says she is mean and callous, but really is a reluctant sweetheart incognito. She will almost always unknowingly help and comfort the very persons and things she says she dislikes - compelled to do so as if in some guilt ridden obligation - and then feel conflicted about her kindness.
Adj. Generally, ironically morally principled.
Adverb. Bestowing kindness reluctantly.
2. Adj. Smokin' hot.

1) Lady: I hate that stupid dog! He barks all the time.

Guy: That dog's owners neglect him and leave outside all day.

(Lady buys dog treats at store and feeds them to dog)

Guy: What? I thought you hated that loud dog?

Lady: I don't know what you're talking about, I do hate that dog... just now I feel bad about hating it and angry at myself for being nice to something I hate, all at the same time.

Guy: You're such a Seneca. Oh, thanks for those cookies. You're so kind and talented

Lady: You're welcome! (She then thinks to herself: I hate that guy)

2) Guy: Damn, girl! You is lookin' seneca today.

by Platynonomopus August 5, 2012

seneca

There are two known Senecas

Seneca the elder
Born in Cordoba; Spain one of the greatest rhetoricians of Ancient Rome. His idol was the great Cicero.

Seneca the younger
He was an Ancient Roman philosopher, humorist, dramatist and statesman. Like Seneca the elder, Seneca the younger was born in Cordoba; Spain.

Seneca the elder:
"Against a slave everything is permitted.”
Seneca the younger:
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false,
and by rulers as useful."

by RexNecros August 27, 2005

sanic da hedgehog

A blue hedgehog that can run 420 mph and is part of the mlg. He was sent to earth from god himself, and is powered by what Jesus died for ; moutain dew, Doritos and weed.

Oh look that mans 2quick4me - he must be sanic da hedgehog

by w1lf thurl3y June 19, 2016

Seneca High School

A school in south jersey that has a
1-9 football team. but other than that everyone here sooo much more laid back than all the tight ass shawnee ppl who all wear ambercomie and fitch every day as consider it as thier "comfortable clothes" and breed their football players. if it wasnt for shawnees football team the only good thing about them is their colors casue there way better than green and gold. we have very few sluts drugs and alcohol (may be because were a new shool) and i dont think i no 1 farmer in this school either so F*** off shawnee.

Seneca- yet to acheive good football record but our coaching staff will someday beat shawnee by the time i graduate from here.

by rudds April 14, 2005

Scenic Rim Job

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.

Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.

by moles1111111111 October 21, 2011

Seanicosis

The disorder of being so dark-skinned that your penis is too black to masturbate in the dark.

Guy: Damn yesterday I lost my dick in the dark due to my Seanicosis. My doctor prescribed a black light to help with this problem.

by The Urban Doctor February 7, 2014

Seneca High School

I high school just outside of erie, part of the wattsburg school district. Has the usual clicks, the football team kinda sucks, and the only kick ass thing there is the girls soccer team, which does ok in the district, but not great. Commonly referred to as (and is interchangeable with) "spedica" by students (mostly those who go there) but sometimes, its better to just take advanced classes (AP and CP) and avoid the dumbasses than be with the preppy douchebags that go to Collegiate Academy who think they are better than everyone else, when in reality, they are just well-connected.

"dude, where did you go to high school?"
Seneca High School
"oh... how are you a doctor then?"
i just took the smart classes.

"you going to collegiate?"
nope, sticking with spedica, i have no choice

by who else, but of course, me! August 21, 2010