closed semi

Well endowed uncircumcised man

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!

by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019

and that's on semicolon

basically like 'that's on period' but with a twist cause you ain't finished talking yet.

Girl: real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****-
Other Girl: and that's on semicolon sis; period.

by ionknowwhatsgoingon September 8, 2019

samit

the man who may not always get the "bartender" but in the end, he will get the girl that matters. he is a true gentleman that any woman would be lucky to share a moment with.

ashley is one lucky girl. she is with a true samit

by AnnArbor October 22, 2008

semicolon

A programmer's bane. Required by most programming langauges to seperate commands. The semicolon will usually render an entire program useless and force the programmer to search every line for that goddamn semicolon.

Programmer: I wrote a program to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything and I left out a semicolon! Fjsk!

by Tiko March 20, 2004

semi precious weapons

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.

"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."

by shannonigans December 22, 2008

Semitarian

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

by lilspiker January 1, 2017

semiautomagic

SemiautoMagic is a play on the word semiautomatic, and describes a modern day setting when magic can be used as a weapon.

SemiAutoMagic was also the working title for The Dresden Files, a series of books (and a sky 1 tv show) by Jim butcher.

by Paul Cat July 17, 2007