Christian Seavey

The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.

Can I get myself a man just like Christian Seavey?

by Seaveysgf November 11, 2020

Hole Seeker

A person whom enjoys massive exploratory spelunking while riding a mechanical tit surrendering control of their walnuts resulting, predictably, with Earthquaking ejaculation because the hole seeker requires juicy fornication.

Damn, Paul, he starts out riding high, but quickly becomes a hole seeker.

by Blackpanties August 25, 2021

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 September 15, 2008

serve

To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.

"That girl was fierce." "I know did you see her serve?"

by Francois Andre February 6, 2007

Seeker

Someone who has become enlightened in the ways of the universe by accepting they know nothing about it.

After months of meditation, smoking ganja, and eating, Joe realized he knew nothing. Overwhelmed with a desire to understand, and knowing that he never would, Joe became a Seeker.

by WeedSeeker August 30, 2010