Scorpion Queen

A woman who uses men for their own self gratification. Normally a nymphomaniac

Person 1: How did your date go last night?
Person 2: I think she was a scorpion queen. She ditched me this morning!

by neemonster July 15, 2010

scorpion

A snowboarding term for when a n00b catches his/her toeside edge and faceplants at high speed. As he/she goes down, his/her legs flop backward at the knees and his/her snowboard smashes into his/her back, thereby resembling a scorpion's tail. Painful to experience, amusing to watch.

Haha, look at that gaper scorpion off those rails." "Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

by rustydomino March 20, 2011

Scorpittarius

The term used to describe those individuals born on the cusp of the zodiac signs scorpio and sagittarius.

The fact that different sources (encyclopedia, various magazines) differ on the precise dates scorpio ends and sagittarius begins makes me a scorpittarius.

by Lyndsey Coleman September 7, 2011

scorpio

The cool, sexy, sophisticated, and overall God of paperclips.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

scorpion

The yellow ninja spectre in the MORTAL KOMBAT video game series, undoubtedly the most popular character in the series.

Everyone says their favorite character is Scorpion.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Scroops

Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

Scrooples

Related to Salty, this word can be used in a comedic fashion to express excitement over someone's unfortunate, possibly painful situation.

So Eleanor fucked Jesse to get John jealous. She now unknowingly has syphilis. SCROOPLES!

by rickjames911 January 15, 2013