left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

Sonic Screwdriver

A gourmet blend of Bud Light Lime, Sunny D, a splash of aged bongwater, and a shot of Jack Daniels. Most potent when served with a prescription to Xanax.

"Garrett and I downed at least 3 Sonic Screwdrivers before we started to really wig out."

by PhallicBaldwin September 1, 2014

dirty screwdriver

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket

Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver

by .....,......:: January 18, 2016

put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

by Cheesester October 24, 2008

jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.

Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.

by FatPappy December 2, 2010

Section 8 screwdriver

Vodka and orange soda

Damn bitch, taint nuttin to mix the vodka wit...... Awwww shit... Section 8 screwdriver

by chick wagon snatcher March 24, 2011