schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

schmitt

1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit

1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!

by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Scompton

see Scarlem - nickname for Scarborough, east-end Toronto. Once a white working class burb of modest 50s homes that produced a disproportionate amount of comedians such as Mike Myers, whose `Wayne's World' is set in a Chicago that is really supposed to be the Scarborough of his youth. Went seriously downhill from the 80s on and has many pockets of ghetto activity and Jamaican gangs.

"The most awesome roti in the T-Dot is at Don-a-You's Juices and Jerk on Morningside in Scompton. True dat."

by kdawggiest May 17, 2006

scamit

the most scandelous person ever known to man

you just got run on by Scamit the mother fuckin weasel

by DSIZZLE November 22, 2003

scomato

What you do with your weird friend when you're early to school before the first period of the day and your teacher hasn't opened the classroom door yet; killing time by walking the halls, pointing at people, cracking dumb inside jokes and laughing loudly so others will stare.

Dan: Hi Kelsey!! ( waves really big like a little kid)

Me: Hey man! Let's scomato!!

Dan: Okay!

Me: Dang, the vending machine is out of poptarts!

Dan: That's too bad. LOOK, IT'S A WHORSE!!! (points at random chick dressed whorishly)

Me: *giggles and snorts*

by La Folle October 16, 2011

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012