scoliosis

when the spine is very curvy and all the other spines are jealous. OK all jokes aside, A mild curve is less than 20 degrees. A moderate curve is between 25 degrees and 40 degrees. A severe curve is more than 50 degrees. i had a 73. and you might need a halo if you have over 80 degree. (metal piece that is screwed into your skull and makes you sit up right.) i myself have scoliosis and i have growing rods. when i go to the hospital i always see kids with halos and it makes me so thankful i only had a 73 degree curve. even though it is still very severe.

person 1: hey did you hear that Rayna cant participate in p.e this week?
person 2: what why?
person 1: she claims she has scoliosis and her back hurts.

by tons_of_crack December 9, 2019

Scoliosis

This means having a curve in your spine. I have lived with it my whole life. It hurts and at times feels like your bones are grinding together inside you body. NOT All PEOPLE NEED A BRACE when having scoliosis. There are two kinds of cures S curves and C cures this just says how many curves you have if having scoliosis.

I have congenital scoliosis, I have a curve in my spine.

by Abbers059 March 24, 2020

Scoliosis Check

Another southern street word for “ blowjob”. The phrase is usually meant to indicate keeping the woman’s spine in a straight line because your dick is long and is going to go down her throat and down her spine.

“ I could use some scoliosis check soon”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.

“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”

by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020

schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006

Scalising

To Creep upon women or girls usually in a campus setting. Can include innapropriate whistling yelling, staring etc. In extreme cases it can be groping, or innapropriate touching.

those girls walked by the window and my roomate started scalising them. he yelled at them and whistled very rude and obnoxious things.

by underdog14576 October 22, 2009