Schöned

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022

Sconedral

A person whom gets overwhelmed by the herb and cooked indeed very easily, and makes a fool of ones self

"Dude Brennan greened out and thought he was a chicken, laid an egg and shit himself again what a fucking sconedral."

by MrWinkie May 4, 2022

Schöne, Lias

Schöneɪ, ˈlaɪəs
Used to describe someone's failure, even if their name is not Lias.

*Tom drops his phone*

- "Schöne, Lias"

by fritz565656 March 29, 2023

Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023

non-scone

This term is used by the people of the Six Nations reservation in Ontario, Canada. It refers to people who are not native, or in this case not 'scones' (Scone being a colloquial term used amongst Native Americans to describe themselves)

A: Look at her
B: "who?"
A: The non-scone

by Charmaine Tyler February 15, 2012

Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021

Vanessa Slone

A straight goat.

Person 1: are you a goat

Person 2 : No my name is not Vanessa slone

by anonymous November 23, 2021