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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Schmuck

N. a foolish/ contemptible person and or complete fucking werido that send pictures of his jizz on their chest.
Noah riddle is the biggest schmuck.
by Hunter.smitty June 9, 2022
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schmuck

a schmuck is a word used to describe someone. if used, it would be used in a negative way. it can be someone who did something resulting in the disappointment and dislike from someone else.
person a: did u see what cheeky bab did?
person b: ikr what a schmuck
by sophiaa_ November 15, 2021
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Schmuck

Sush schmuckkk!!!
by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019
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Schmuck

Someone who deletes a race from existence.
That dictator wants to wipe out all the croations, what a schmuck!
by Cylerbear October 24, 2018
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Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time
You’re an analiz
Always being an idiot like a schmuck
by C rhino October 5, 2020
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SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.
SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups
by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013
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