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schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.
by salcruzzle June 2, 2023
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Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".
Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!
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Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.
I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers
by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
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ronnie scherwin

a kid that bosses around his parents w/o gettn in trouble.
Now son dont be actin like a ronnie scherwin.
by dont worry about it August 7, 2003
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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005
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schmert

An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.
Got any schmerts mate?
Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree
by elmo the sexyboy December 21, 2006
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