scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
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Scandinavian Kiss

A kiss that involves the tongue that lasts more than 10 seconds.
And then he refused to give me a Scandinavian kiss...
by Creamcheeser February 09, 2025
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Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.
Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."
by gussandst November 17, 2023
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Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write
by Wowwords February 02, 2018
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Scandinavian Handshake

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
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