Scene

If you REALLY want to know what scene is, go to myspace.com/(anything that has x's, the words gun, bang, bleeding, heart, dying, broken, or rawr) You are guaranteed to end up in a scenester's myspace. Now just look at the picts of them. Don't worry, you will have PLENTY of pictures to look at. (by plenty I mean at least 30.....thousand) Notice how the pictures are all at a freakishly odd angle and they are never looking at the camera, but up in a weird unnatural direction. The more your face is showing, the less scene you are. The more random spots of color you have in your unnaturally black hair, the more scene you are. Girls, ALWAYS wear little girl bows in your hair. Guys, ALWAYS have long hair covering most of your face. (a bandana is a plus)

Now to top it off just say "I am so individual!" and "This is who I am. I like to be unique" and "I make my own style" (now of course you know what you are saying is all lies but you gotta say it otherwise you will become even more depressed and cut even more).

Emo/Scene people sicken me. LONG LIVE THE PUNX! (real punk....not this "blink 182" and "Taking back sunday" crap)

"I take a billion pictures of my ugly ass self all day and put them on myspace cause I have no life! I think I am artistic but I can't draw worth shit and can't write poetry if it saved my life and I can't play the acoustic guitar but if I could I would be the sexxxxx!123 hardxscenexcore!!!"

by XXXXooooiamsoooosceneXXXX July 21, 2006

Scene

Scene is another excuse for being emo.

****Scene guys will not talk to anyone thats 'un-scene'. If a unscene girl leaves him a comment on myspace, he WONT comment back or talk to her at all. He will go to local shows and probably is WITH one of the bands that play or there to dance (mosh, two step, throwdown, etc.) like a crazy motherfucker. He's straight edge but smokes ciggarettes because "ciggarettes doesnt count", & he drinks on the downlow. He drives an ugly car and has a job that doesnt pay much. He has a sidekick I,II, or III just so he can be like all the other scene guys and check his myspace and AIM whenever he can. He has 561,844 friends on myspace but only knows about 300 of them.

Scene guys:
-usually very skinny
-tight straight leg jeans
-or tight girl jeans
-choppy hair, lots of hairspray, side bangs
-usually 2 or more colors in their hair
-vans slip on shoes, big nikes, or pumas
-tight, small band shirts with bands you've never heard of before
-eyeliner
-small hoodies that are small on them and zipped up all the way
-always wear some kind of wrist band that they got from going to a show or venue
-gauges in their ears
-dance obnoxiously no matter what kind of music it is
-says "nigga" instead of "dude"
-kisses other dudes but claims hes straight
-or claims hes bisexual but wont do more than kiss another guy
-drinks energy drinks alot (usually MONSTER, or REDBULL)
-claims he is vegan/vegetarian/straight edge

****Scene girls are the mean, stuck up, obnoxious ones who will not make any contact with you if you are not scene. They hate little girls who attend shows or concerts, and will pick on them. They too are straigt edge but smoke ciggarettes & drink on the downlow; they call themselves straight edge because basically, being straight edge is 10 scene points right there! They hate when a person that isnt scene likes the same band as her. She only likes bands that arent that famous and goes to every show they play in her state. She also has a million friends on myspace but only knows a little amount of them. she also has a sidekick I,II, or III just so she can be like all the other scene girls and check her myspace and AIM whenever she can. She's a bitch who will act tough but can't fight for her life.

Scene girls:
-choppy, mullet looking hair with side bangs
-usually with 2 or more colors randomly dyed all over the place
-lots of colorful or black eyeliner
-usually colorful eyeshadow (green, purple, blue, yellow)
-lots of coverup to hide her acne that most scene kids have
-Straight legged tight jeans
-HUGE ASS purses/bags
-short skirts with bright colored leggings
-ballet flats/slip on shoes
-tight colorful shirts
-small band shirts with bands we've never heard of
-big necklaces
-huge ass sunglasses or black rimmed glasses
-gauged ears or earrings you have never seen before
-plastic bead neclaces or pearls
-small hoodies
-lots of layers in clothing
-bow ties, clips, or barrets in their hair that you would find a 4 yr old wearing
-Usually shop at thrift stores to look vintage
-claims she is vegan or vegetarian

****They both LOVE:
-t-mobile sidekick I, II, III
-crappy screamo music
-hardcore dancing
-myspace
-livejournal
-concerts/local shows
-photography
-being bitches
-talking shit about everyone thats not scene
-being vegan/vegetarian/straight edge

If you consider yourself scene, you're just another one of those fags who know that you're emo & dont want to admit it because being emo is a bad thing. Being scene is just as stupid. Boys, stop wearing your sisters clothes and squeezing your dick near your zipper. Girls, stop wearing your little brothers/sisters clothes & fix your fucking hair. My little brother can cut hair better than your mullet looking bird nest. Being vegan is like killing all the trees. So...you're not typically saving the animals/world. Being straightedge is a very personal thing and you can't just change your opinion on it. PS, most scene kids are sluts, and being straight edge means you dont have sex or show nudity...so, therefore, you are not straight edge.

zomgz iim s00 scene wiith mi hair iin my fac3 & my tiiGhT JeaNsz, my DiiCK iis lik3 cruSh3d buT iiTsz Ok cAus3 I L00k hawt!!!!!1

by the girl who will smash your nuts/ovaries. December 3, 2006

scene

think they are original but really they are all the clones of one another.
disgusting make-up.
choppy over dyed hair.
ridiculous clothing.

"lyke oh em gee!! i'm hott like sexx..
electroo!!! fashion is my life lyke i i hide my ugly face with tons of make-up yay!!..i'm 13 and i smoke..but its ok i look cool. right??!!!??"

by i hate you February 4, 2005

scene

Here's one from someone who has a scene girlfriend (I'm metal BTW):

- Long black choppy hair
- Facial Piercings
- LOVES BMTH
- Wears rave colours (Neon green, blue and pink)
- Studded belt
- Buckle that's been brought online
- Likes Famous Stars and Straps and owns FSAS belt buckle
- Owns other buckles
- Has think eye make up. usually black
- Wears headbands
- Likes polka dots
- Fancies Oli Sykes (Ewww)
- Is bisexual (This is usually faked by guys on myspace though)
- Is straight edge and/or vegan/veggie although not all are the latter not SE.
- Uses the term OMFG, LOL, LMAO alot
- Likes hardcore, rave, indie and the odd bit of metal
- Dislikes softer music
- Shops in Camden a lot
- Wears small band shirts and tight jeans
- Has a myspace page
- Seems to know how to do anything on myspace (Involving HTML and CSS)

But despite what people are saying, scene kids are pretty kool. I've met many and none of them has been as bad as people say they are.

"I'm not scene I'm just myself LMAO"

by Pete611 November 6, 2007

Scene

Some one who thoroughly believes that by wearing multi colored pants, having big chunky black hair, looking like a stapler attacked their face, and wearing dinosaurs and Hello Kitty shirts, they are better than the rest of their peers. They usually act in an outlandish "I'm special, can't you tell by the skinny jeans and bright colours?" attitude. They can be spotted at hardcore shows, though it is rare that they make it indoors *glug glug*. The common 'Scene Kid' likes to keep all of the best parts of childhood, but is still 'way too out there' to be a child... that and most children aren't whores-male and female scenesters are. Scene Kids listen to shitty scene music, and keep livejournals because they're so outlandish that they don't need privacy.

Example of Scene:

Scene Kid 1: Love the Thomas the Choo Choo back pack and the Ariel hair clips! They match your septum piercing and venerial diesease perfect!

Scene Kid 2: Yea Niga! Aren't I so outrageous?

by SnoopyTheDog January 9, 2009

scene

Scene Girls

+Arrogant
+I'm better than yo K
+My friends rr teh sexx && better thn yurs K
+Tight clothes
+'Big' hair
+Short hair
+or heavily layered/choppy up to shoulders then long, dead straight extensions to waist.
+Claim to be individual
+Are actually clones
+Refuse to admit they are clones, everyone else copied them
+Buried in make-up
+Think they are Gods gift to the world
+Try to act like some sort of Saint (vegetarian/vegan. totally against racism/homophobia/sexism etc. but they dont actually care. only doing it to fit in more)
+Tight Tight clothes
+Like to wear Polka Dots/Bandanas/Beads/Bows/Hairbands
+Hate to be 'lebeled' or 'stereotyped'
+HATE anyone not exactly like them
+Listen to emo/indie/metalxcore etc.
+Listen to rap just as much, this is part of their 'individuality'
+Smoke like a chimney and like to brag about getting drunk/stoned
+Act 'gangsta'

the 'Emo Kid' song. Also pretty much sums up 'Scene'

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

by Pish!! August 25, 2006

Scene

Scene is a steriotyped label such as - goth,emo,grunger,preppy...etc

Tis goes beside the emo label as some traits are very similiar.
The scene always chenges- this can be looked at many ways such as, the scene where people go and the scene is what people like to wear and so on as so forth.

Many inconsiderable people such as chavs dont understand the scene and never wil cause there never rise to there level.

Scene kids wear-
van's, converse, bandanna's, drainpipes, tight tee's with slogans on or scene bands.

Scene kid's listen to-
Scene bands who are either powerpop or electro such as, cute is what we aim for, hellogoodbye, Enter shikari...etc

Scene Kid's talk with there on language-
you probally wont fully understand this unless you know the scene.
talking to each other:
That's rad!
Ace!
You Gash!
You fucking what!
and so on... also using high classed words that under-educated people wouldnt know the meanings of
Online speech-
omg, omfg, many shortcuts for the MSN Emoticons like (Y) or :/ are well used. many words are placed in the square like brackets too.
words are shortened alot to make them better and quicker to type such as, srsly - seriously

Scene Kid's have-
a place where they hang! usually outside there local gig venue or a shopping centre. other places that they go will be hidden and no-body will be able to find them.

A MySpace profile which is usually white as small as possible with one big picture in the about me section. they have about 8734730 picture comments and still think they should have more and then they will delete the picture.
they say a picture is old when it's about a month old. will have lots of friends which they never talk to and will never do aswell.

Scene Kid's also-
go shopping in charity shops.
get wasted every weekend. or any oppurtunity.
order clothes out of catalogs your wouldn't be able to find.
know bands that you wouldnt ever hear of unless your scene too.
show there love romantically.
refer to all the other labels as lower than them and using them as insults.

Scene kid's never ever admit that they are scene.

10 scene points for you
cheers ill give you 10 for the new bandanna
ace!
i love you
awww
i love you too
:

by Danny.K December 11, 2008