Saxophone Jock

One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.

"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"

by Rangeover June 17, 2009

Safornalization

The act of opening internet on your iPod and discovering you had left some porn open the last time you used it.

Noun Ex: Safornalization sucks, especially when you get in trouble for it.

Verb Ex. (past tense): Bro I safornalized today while my mom was looking at my iPod!

Aw dude that sucks! You should probably kill yourself.

by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

sasoriswife

Sasoriswife is a person, she's so hot and sexy everyone wants to be her mutual. She also has the best takes and is super famous honestly she should dominate the world

"Ayo you mutuals sasoriswife?"

"Yes bro!"

"BRO you a goat fr 😵"

by ilikecum March 29, 2021

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

by Connmann August 17, 2009

Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.

Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.

by El Manisero May 29, 2010

saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

by joidan September 28, 2005

Flavor Savor

Also know as a 'Goatee'. The Flavor Savor is named due to lingering residual left on the facial hair after oral performing sex on a woman's vagina. The taste and smell can last for hours after eating.

Timmy had female secretion lingering in his flavor savor after visiting with Penelope.

by Ketchupaholic January 13, 2009