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sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.
Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.
by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006
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Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
by Gats-pie April 18, 2006
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Sandy Snatch

A gentleman that is acting like, not only does he possess a vagina, but there is a lot of uncomfortable sand inside of it.

Someone who is behaving either cranky, whiny, or just really moody.

A good way to tell your male friends to stop acting like a little bitch.
"Craig is such a sandy snatch, you'd think he was the center of the universe or something."

"Dude, can you grow a pair and stop being such a sandy snatch?"
by kitten9mm September 6, 2009
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CP Sandy

Aka a Chicken Parm Sandwitch. A delicious peice of Chicken Parm between two burger buns.

Ain't nothin better.
"I just ate 4 CP Sandy's and i'm not gonna shit 'em til i can't take it any longer. I wanna savour those mother fuckers in my belly for weeks."
by Kevin Hinman March 24, 2005
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Sandy Larouche

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.
Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.
by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011
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Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.
My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.
by Bighuge347 January 16, 2013
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Sandy Social

Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.
I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!
by illomen18 September 10, 2012
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