Julian & Sandy

Two characters From Round The Horne, a BBC radio program. Also the title of their sketches.

Julian and Sandy were two camp, out-of-work actors, who were always at work in a franchise that featured the word bona, which means 'good' in Polari.

Polari was gay slang used as a secret underground language before the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain back in the 1960s.

They could be found working at such ventures as Bona Promotions, the Ballet Bona, Bona TV Ltd, and Polari Vous Francais: the Bona School of Languages.

As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp homosexual characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari in the sketches.

The writers and cast thought the characters worked very well as they were not being held up to ridicule or simply there to be the target of a joke, in fact most of the sketches revolved around Kenneth Horne's presumed ignorance being the target of their jokes.

Kenneth Horne would find these two characters usually by looking in a rather risque magazine (which he would insist he bought for innocent reasons). This would lead him, more often than not, to their business in Chelsea.
I'm listening to 'Julian & Sandy' on CD.. it's making me lol!
by miss_weezy January 11, 2010
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Sandy Cohen

The act of unintentionally dipping ones sleeve in a condament/ beverage/ meal.
Steve reached across for a cracker and ended up with a Sandy Cohen.

Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."

"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.
by AFannyWinkler September 1, 2016
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sandy run

The school so bad that they’re tearing it down and building a better one.

this definition refers to the old sandy run. For the new one, it hasn’t been built yet.

Sandy run is a school that forces kids from Upper dublin township grades 6-8 into the american education system. The school has many good teachers, many bad teachers, and many average teachers. Sandy run is the place where the aforementioned kids complete schoolwork, and is forced to for the entire three years they’re there. Each student also has a Chromebook, a cheap laptop with good battery and that’s about it. This is the school where the school itself is a meme amongst its students because of how bad it is.
Side effects of sandy run include — death, choking, stress, vomiting, Unnecessary homework, injury, pain, and chronic suffering.
by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 27, 2020
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Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
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Sandy Seagull

A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
by Hemmerly December 13, 2006
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Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.
Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.
by 1501 December 5, 2010
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Sandy

Andrew's salty side. He a salty girl who gets triggered by everyone and everything, especially pushy pops like Spaki (I wouldn't blame him)
Andrew is getting pretty salty. Might as well call him Sandy from now on.
by Spaky Attacky January 24, 2017
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