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by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009
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by JJ January 19, 2004
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by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013
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by Mini Republican November 6, 2019
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by NJTaylor November 9, 2019
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Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
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